Welp, I’m rich.
Good news though. You can be too if you have a pressure cooker. Turns out you just throw some charcoal in your Instant Pot, turn it on high pressure for like 6 months and BOOM: DIAMONDS!
I figured this would probably work fine, but I wasn’t expecting the diamonds to come out perfectly cut and polished! Instant Pots truly are magical.
Instant Pot Diamonds
You’re rich, dude!
Equipment
Ingredients
- 1 pound of charcoal
Instructions
- Put charcoal in the Instant pot and add a cup of water. Seal it and turn it on. Cook on high pressure for like 6 months or something.
- Release pressure and boom. Diamonds!
Did you make this recipe?
I always here you can cook anything in an Instant Pot, but now I’m truly convinced!
1javieira
Making this tonight! I can’t wait to be a millionaire!
Lynne Claybaugh
Hillarious! April Fools!
Jared
Nice one Nick – although usually you have me going for a little bit longer on April Fool’s. This one was pretty obviously a joke – but nonetheless a creative one!
Chuck in Chicago
Do you have instructions for making this in a slow cooker? I don’t yet have an instant pot.
Nick
Slow cooker just turns them into mush!
Amy Rapa
I cracked up when I read this but the first thing I noticed was the date and then I wondered how many people actually tried it lol
Deborah
Tried this… added food coloring and got sapphires. Great recipe! Am now independently wealthy, and will send a thank-you check to you.
Julia
There seems to be an error in the recipe. Total cooking time doesn’t account for prep time. This glaring mistake makes me think you don’t take this recipe seriously! 2 stars!
Felix Pullan
It don’t work
Felix Pullan
It don’t work 2stars
Elton
No one told me that this would destroy my instant pot! But at least I’m rich now and flying around the globe in my personal jumbo jet. lol
Jethro Lockwood
I hear if you put spare change into it 3/4 to top and add tsp salt and some shredded tin foil. Cook on high 36.2541hrs. Then fill the room with 132 megahertz frequency for 4m 36s precisely. Turn off lights. Open cooker. Yes!! There it is!!! What a wonder to behold ! You’re welcome, Physicist,Scientist, Podiatrist, Dr ALCHEMIST.
Grr
Exploded and impaled my sibling but it was worth it
Rrg
My brother made it and it exploded and i got impaled but it was worth it
Jason miller
Does this really work?